Damian Kalish

Damian Lanahan-Kalish - founder of Mishap Productions, World renouned poet and actor of stage and screen... and now also a conceptual artist and front runner in the world of anti-fashion! Damian's original high fashion designs consist of T-Shirts he's written on with permanent marker. He’s been wearing his artwear creations everyday for nearly five years. Now you can wear his shirts too!

Each shirt is an original work of “art” by this revolutionary young designer and comes with a cirtificate of authenticity. In purchasing this shirt, you have also purchased its idea. The essence of this artwork is embodied in the performance of wearing it, so please do so.

Damian's shirts have recieved such enthusiasic responses as:

“I just wanted to say that I saw your shirts, and I can't believe how cheap and distasteful they are. A 5 year old could have done a better job with dogshit. Just thought I'd let you know. Have a nice day.” -Stephanie Iloff

“If your so ashamed to be an American why don't you move to Bagdad tomorrow. I hear its going to be a real HOT spot to live in....”

“you know being a military vet. i would like to think that you are not that stupid to have a shirt like this, i hope you die soon................ what a discrace you are...”

They have also inspired like minded people to think of there own shirt shuch as this fellow:

“here's an idea for a t-shirt - 'COCK!' the exclamation point is what gives it the twisted impact in public. reactions will vary depending on whether a male or female is wearing it. you're welcome.”

Or this happy customer:

“I used to run a bachelor party business, toured all over the US with X-citement Inc. entertaining. Now I tweak and obsess with ebay, I have a good idea for a shirt, 'i got methed up' or similar, feel free to use it if u want for a shirt, i will be sure to send a link to your ebay to everyone I know, if u use my ideas u should add a link on the ad for it to my listings. i will be making a “me” page soon and will add you as one of my favorite ebayers. Even though we don't know each other. us methed up people must stick together! lets do underwear that swear! fuck, i hope i am not giving away the best ideas, miss the money train and I will be bummed!!”

Buy one today and you too could receive such wonderful comments in everyday life! Each handmade, limited-edition shirt is only $6 and comes with a certificate of authenticity. Specify size and which message you want.

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